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IT firm: The top performing Windows laptop is the MacBook Pro. Wait,what?

The internet is funny.

Batman makes an arrest (No, really)

Indiana Jones & ZOMBIES

The cat board game invasion has begun:

Scottie dog has a new nemesis after Monopoly fans voted to add a cat to the game and eliminate the iron token. Toy maker Hasbro announced the changes Wednesday, hours after voting on Facebook closed, marking the first time that fans had a say on which token to eliminate and which piece to replace it.

(image via the irreplaceable @darth)

Best Craigslist ad ever?

Need 2 or 3 women for Star Trek roleplaying. No nudity, no touching. STRICTLY “THE NEXT GENERATION” ERA CHARACTERS AND COSTUMES

There’s lunch and prescription drugs in it for you!

Question: How do you teach a child to poop in a toilet?

Answer: With an iPad!

Back to the Future’s Terrible Newspaper

via NYMag

All Batmans morph into one super Bruce Wayne

Take equal parts Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale. Import head shots into Photoshop. Add a dash of Sqirlz Morph morphing software. Mix well. Enjoy your new Bruce Wayne!

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Verizon Tattooed on Mans Hand, Forehead Next (Really!) [Video] - SlashGear)

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