The Philadelphia 76ers have really escalated the T-shirt Gun arms race:
The weapon of mass comfort, officially known as “Big Bella,” weighs 600 pounds and can fire up to 100 shirts per minute. Judging by the startling straight-down-the-double-barrel picture supplied by the Sixers, the device appears somewhat similar to a jumbo Gatling gun.
(also, “something something Mineshaft Gap”
