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This Android smartphone starts at $9,600

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So this Facebook-connected vest hugs you when you get a ‘Like’

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I know what you’re thinking. “Did he turn six screws or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Drill Gun Power Screwdriver, the most powerful consumer drill gun in the world, and would screw your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”
Well, do ya, screw?

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he turn six screws or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Drill Gun Power Screwdriver, the most powerful consumer drill gun in the world, and would screw your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

Well, do ya, screw?

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Unboxed original iPhone hits eBay for the must-go price of $10,000

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"That music is crap. It sounds like it’s coming from a toilet. Oh wait, it is coming from a toilet”

"That music is crap. It sounds like it’s coming from a toilet. Oh wait, it is coming from a toilet”

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Lazy sushi chefs, rejoice, for the Sushi Bazooka is here to squish your rice and fish into recognizable rolls:

The Sushi Bazooka advertisement really seals the deal. Three maniacal-looking sushi chefs wield their perfect rolls under the phrase, “Make perfect Sushi rolls! Quick! Easy! Hilarious!” Yes, I want my sushi to be hilarious. Hilariously delicious.

How many Sushi Bazookas are you going to order?

Lazy sushi chefs, rejoice, for the Sushi Bazooka is here to squish your rice and fish into recognizable rolls:

The Sushi Bazooka advertisement really seals the deal. Three maniacal-looking sushi chefs wield their perfect rolls under the phrase, “Make perfect Sushi rolls! Quick! Easy! Hilarious!” Yes, I want my sushi to be hilarious. Hilariously delicious.

How many Sushi Bazookas are you going to order?

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Have $190,000 to burn? Hammacher Shlemmer would like to talk to you about buying one flying hovercraft
Other things you could buy with a $190,000 gift card to Hammacher Shlemmer:
6000 Germ killing knife blocks
1800 Martini Makers
722 Pressure cookers
720 Personal soda carbonators

300 Compact Fridges with Ice maker


104 Gyroscopic unicycles 


30 Personal in-home wineries


19 Commercial Juicers 


2 Lean Green Machine Tricycles

2 Killer Whale Submarines  (Assuming you know how to haggle)

Have $190,000 to burn? Hammacher Shlemmer would like to talk to you about buying one flying hovercraft

Other things you could buy with a $190,000 gift card to Hammacher Shlemmer:

6000 Germ killing knife blocks

1800 Martini Makers

722 Pressure cookers

720 Personal soda carbonators

300 Compact Fridges with Ice maker

104 Gyroscopic unicycles 

30 Personal in-home wineries

19 Commercial Juicers 

Lean Green Machine Tricycles

Killer Whale Submarines  (Assuming you know how to haggle)