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This Android smartphone starts at $9,600

So this Facebook-connected vest hugs you when you get a ‘Like’

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he turn six screws or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Drill Gun Power Screwdriver, the most powerful consumer drill gun in the world, and would screw your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

Well, do ya, screw?

Unboxed original iPhone hits eBay for the must-go price of $10,000

“That music is crap. It sounds like it’s coming from a toilet. Oh wait, it is coming from a toilet”

Lazy sushi chefs, rejoice, for the Sushi Bazooka is here to squish your rice and fish into recognizable rolls:

The Sushi Bazooka advertisement really seals the deal. Three maniacal-looking sushi chefs wield their perfect rolls under the phrase, “Make perfect Sushi rolls! Quick! Easy! Hilarious!” Yes, I want my sushi to be hilarious. Hilariously delicious.

How many Sushi Bazookas are you going to order?

Have $190,000 to burn? Hammacher Shlemmer would like to talk to you about buying one flying hovercraft

Other things you could buy with a $190,000 gift card to Hammacher Shlemmer:

6000 Germ killing knife blocks

1800 Martini Makers

722 Pressure cookers

720 Personal soda carbonators

2 Killer Whale Submarines  (Assuming you know how to haggle)